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Mama's little baby loves Shetland Ponies Mama's little baby loves Shetland Bread. Mama's little baby loves Shetland Ponies Mama's little baby loves Shetland Bread. Two little ponies sittin' in a manger One of 'em's sick and the other one's dead. Mama called the doctor and the doctor told her Get them ponies some Shetland Bread. Bring out your sick! Bring out your dead! Mama's gonna make some Shetland Bread. Bring out your sick! Bring out your dead! Mama's gonna make some Shetland Bread. I was a Shetland Pony, once. I was a Shetland Pony, once. But I walked away from my green pastures. I walked away from my green pastures. 'Cause everything was made of grass. Made of grass. I was a Simese Fightin' Fish. I was a Simese Fightin' Fish. But I swam around and around in circles. I swam around and around in circles. Cause everything was made of glass Made of glass. I was an orthapedist, once. I was an orthapedist, once. But I walked away from a very lucrative practice. I walked away from a very lucrative practice. Cause everything was made of bone, Made of bone. I was a big ol' junky, once. I was a big ol' junky, once. But I walked away from New York City. I walked away from New York City. Cause everything was made of stone. Made of stone. I was a Shetland Pony, once. I was a Shetland Pony, once.
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Better Thing 04:03
My arms will hold you. They're open anytime. My lips will kiss you. You'll resign. While you're with me You can do no wrong. I'll treat you special Till someone better comes along. I'll listen to your stories Believe your lies I'll build your ego Twice it's size. A better lover Can't be found. I'll treat you precious Till someone better comes around. While I'm your woman You're the perfect man. You won't regret it I do things none else can. All this and more You'll feel like a king. Just enjoy it Till I find a better thing. Just enjoy it, lover, Till I find a better thing.
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Butterfly 03:20
In a flurry of smokey essence Nobody can deny her presence Swings and sways with her hands upraised. Body speaking in tight turns and twirls Sexy gaze and flowing brown curls Swings and sways with her hands upraised. Just out of reach Riding on sighs Through the air like a sweet sweet butterfly. Hungry stares from every corner Oh the ghosts would like to own her Swing and sway with their hands upraised. All the maidens in a row so pretty. All alone hearts full of envy Swing and sway with their hands upraised Just out of reach Riding on sighs Through the air like a sweet sweet butterfly. Unaware of the stir she causes Too and frow on the winds that blow Drifting, spinning, she never pauses Even when the doors are closed. All the fires have now been put out. Punch and Judy's have all be cast out Swing and sway from the glasses raised. From the rable there comes a flutter On the air she still will flutter Just out of reach Riding on sighs Through the air like a sweet sweet butterfly.
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I loved a man He couldn't love me I understand Still I had his baby Then one day at work I got a phone call There's something wrong at home It's not right at all Bring me your guns, Daddy, And a little piece of mind. Bring me your guns, Daddy, Bring me all you can find. Bring me your guns, Daddy, But don't ask what for. I'll tell you more, gladly, When you get to my door. I rushed right home, My baby was fine. But out on the sidewalk Lay a body shaped chalkline. A man he was killed Right in front of my door With my baby inside. My heart hit the floor. Bring me your guns, Daddy, And a little piece of mind. Bring me your guns, Daddy, Bring me all you can find. Bring me your guns, Daddy, But don't ask what for. I'll tell you more, gladly, When you get to my door. My daddy rushed over. He asked, "What's your plan?" I said, "All I know now Is that I have to make a stand." So I sat on my front porch Polished guns, made 'em shine To send a clear message Don't *mess with me and mine. Bring me your guns, Daddy, And a little piece of mind. Bring me your guns, Daddy, Bring me all you can find. Bring me your guns, Daddy, But don't ask what for. I'll tell you more, gladly, When you get to my door. When you get to my door, Daddy. Hurry to my door.
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Do you ever listen? Do you ever think? You're always talking But your opinions stink. You should keep your mouth shut 90% of the time You should keep your mouth shut. Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na! Lunatics and strangers Telling me what to do. Not a brain between them, Idiots with no clue. They should keep their mouths shut. 90% of the time They should keep their mouths shut. Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na! Daddy told me When I was young That I was a smart ass And it might be fun But I should keep my mouth shut. 90% of the time I should keep my mouth shut. Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na Na!
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He promised that he's always love Even that he'd quit cigarettes for me We moved a couple hours away from here. But when the times got hard and the punches came fast The cocaine flowed and the lovin' crashed. I hear he and his new wife are doing well. I don't believe in the devil, but I sure believe in cocaine. Some folks don't like it, Some can have a little fun with it But too many of my friends it's taken away. I moved in next door we were instant friends She was there for me through thick and thin I figured if there was a problem I would know. Then all of a sudden she was moving away I thought she was looking for a brighter day. Turns out she'd lost everything up her nose. I don't believe in the devil, but I sure believe in cocaine. Some folks don't like it, Some can have a little fun with it But too many of my friends it's taken away. Every addict is somebody's baby Brother, sister, man or lady Not just a bunch of folks that you don't know. From family work or school or even the pew Cocaine don't give a shit about you. Neither does the devil, so I'm told. I don't believe in the devil, but I sure believe in cocaine. Some folks don't like it, Some can have a little fun with it But too many of my friends it's taken away. Too many of my friends it's take away. One more of my friends it's take away.
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Crosswords, PBS, don't replace A lover's touch upon hand Upon face. To admit this makes me squirm inside. No words can describe This lost heart. Books and magazines ride the printed page. Cover memories wishing to erase. Just tough it out Soon it will subside. No words can describe This lost heart. If only feelings were like water Or like stone. Hard as granite Or as a river flows. It does no good to complain or to whine. No words can decribe This lost heart.
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He is on the pill I am on dope We are on welfare And there is little hope Of our situation improving There is little hope. He gets off the bus I get on the phone Cause we can't stand to be together But we can't stand to be alone Oh God, What a mess. Our domestic situation is grim and getting grimmer And my hope for the future is slim And getting slimmer. He's always been glum But now he's gloomer And our little bedroom Is getting roomier. He is on prozac I'm on methadone If we keep going on like this we'll wind up in a home. Oh Lord, I can't stand it. Our domestic situation is grim and getting grimmer And my hope for the future is slim And getting slimmer. He's always been glum But now he's gloomer And our little bedroom Is getting roomier.
9.
He said, "That's it. I quit." He put on his coat, his shoes And he split. He said you got no love in your heart. The door slammed I laughed. It's just a fit Soon he'll be back. He said you got no love in your heart. He said, "It's the same old shtick. Treats and tricks. No romance or care!" It makes him sick. He said you got no love in your heart. A hard days work Made me a jerk Because I didn't hang on his every word. He said you got no love in your heart. I payed the bills Food and rent He had it all what more did expect? He said you got no love in your heart. He whined and cried I never met his needs Now he's free as he please Why did it have to include me? He said you got no love in your heart. Well that was mister no. 3 I'm begining to wonder if the problem ain't me. He said you got no love in your heart. He said you got no love in your heart.
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Elizabeth was a lady Who many years ago Caught a ship from far away And landed on our shores. She married a nice Lutheran With sparkling blue eyes They had a beautiful family But in childbirth she died. The Lutheran remarried. He thought his wife was good But like a nightmare from a fairytale Her heart was made of wood. The children lived in terror The husband never the same. How would it have been different If Elizabeth remained? I am a daughter of Elizabeth. A great-great Granddaughter Of the great Elizabeth. Though we've known sorrow And trials of our own There's no one that I'd rather be Than Elizabeth's own. My childhood was no better My mother harsh and mean. Would she have learned those habits If Elizabeth stayed queen? The pain it trickles slowly Through generations far. But love still shines like light surrounds From Elizabeth's star. I am a daughter of Elizabeth. A great-great Granddaughter Of the great Elizabeth. Though we've known sorrow And trials of our own There's no one that I'd rather be Than Elizabeth's own.
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Some people fly in their sleep Or get a scare and start to weep But my recurring theme A dancer in my dreams. He moves with skill and grace He has an angel's face Like no one I've ever seen His body strong and lean He whispers things I can't hear I want to draw him near Then he moves away I want to make him stay OoooOoOoOoooooOoOoooo He moves with skill and grace. He has an angel's face. Whispers things I can't hear I want to draw him near Then he moves away I want to make him stay My recurring theme Dancer in my dreams.
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I gotta new place. Gonna forget your face. Get outta my mind. I'll learn a new song It won't take me long Get outta my mind You said you didn't want me Now all you do is sulk for me Your's aren't my problems I don't gotta solve 'em Get outta my mind. I dive a new car And found a new bar Get outta my mind I may leave the state And find a new fate Get outta my mind Ever since you choose not to have me I've been trying to be happy I don't even want you No reason to feel blue Get outta my mind You don't know what you want but I do You are the stubborn fool who Broke your own heart just to be right Mine just got in the way But since you don't need my insight I guess I'll be on my way. I'm gonna start fresh. With plenty 'a rest. Get outta my mind. I'll find someone true Who won't leave me blue Get outta my mind. Each day I feel a little stronger But each night I dream a little longer. I don't wanna miss you I just wanna kill you Get outta my mind Get outta my mind Get outta my mind

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The first album by Whisky Christy and the Half Pint Orchestra!

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released December 26, 2013

Whisky Christy, vocals and songwriter
Mystkdog, guitar and songwriter
Pajama Don, bass, backup vocals, and songwriter
Jivin' Jim, drums and percussion
Fiddlin' Faye, fiddle
Ed Whitfield, flute
Friends of Half Pint, The Half Pint Choral Society
Randy Seals of On Pop of the World Studios, Sound Engineer
Greensboro, NC

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We play original tunes by Half Pint, Mystkdog, Pajama Don, and Whisky Christy. Jivin' Jim calls us a pack of stray songwriters!

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